Vol I, issue ia

Oh, and drugs. Really good drugs. Nothing is better than really goood drugs. Like alcohol. Or heroin. Alcohol is probabkly my favorite really goood drug.

Love,

The Pisstaker

Vol I, issue i

Maxwell's back in school again. Rose and Valerie say he must go free.

Gosh there's just nithing beter than torturing babies. torturing babies and sucking cock. Just LOVE it! The o ly thing I like better than torturing babies is sucking cock.

The Pisstaker is in a Writing Class. Yes, The Pisstaker k owws, the mind reeels. So many targets, so little time. Shit eaters.

Fuck the Africans. They think they're so suave, but they've never made any sit-coms or graphiks.b. They suck they are no good and nonb-Afrikaans should kill them. WhaahH! !

Dirty looks come fromcats. Cats are aliens. They brillant`.

Beer has ahd spices in it for millennia. It's like gin. A gift from the swamp krauts. just drink it.

Hre's to The Pisstaker's wonderful cat, Mr. Smeezos, of the Çepniz, marvelous Jo-Jo Kitty.

This week's Award: to Michael Cudahy, for utterly addling The Pisstaker's brain with 'Missives from the Past'.

Snooker is an impossibly British game. Easy to understand, ridiculously difficult to play.

Now I pull ski boot-mutated toenails off of my foot. Oh gods, The Stink! My poor toes have suffered at the expense of ski boots for 42 years. This all happened in a lucid dream.

Please, shit in my mouth. I have enjoyed so much shit in my mouth during the cousre of my Life. Please, just give me MORE. Mouth-shitters. Asshole suckers. You'll never have a guitar like mine! You'll never have a Martin D-28 loike mine, or be able to play it like I can. Ha-ha!

I love it all, terrifying as it is.

- The Pisstaker

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